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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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