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(716): View more from New York

You can't have your penis and eat it, too.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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(816): View more from Missouri

Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!

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(773): View more from Illinois

grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.

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