Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend