I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy