She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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