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(928): View more from Arizona

note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea

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(309): View more from Illinois

I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.

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(317): View more from Indiana

she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers

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(541): View more from Oregon

dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room

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