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(616): View more from Michigan

Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?

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(214): View more from Texas

You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.

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(602): View more from Arizona

So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...

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What did she do!?

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I didn't tell her...

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(503): View more from Oregon

Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian

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