I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much