She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building