we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.