can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.