Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.