if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.