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(303): View more from Colorado

if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous

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(512): View more from Texas

I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed

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(301): View more from Maryland

My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.

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(613): View more from Ontario

We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.

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(503): View more from Oregon

iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.

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