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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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