Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud