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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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