They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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