the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom