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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
a search helicopter?!
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