Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.