Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex