all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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