Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.