She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.