MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.