So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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