I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.