Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.