So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.