CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.