Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.