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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.

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(386): View more from Florida

I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell

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(410): View more from Maryland

It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.

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(208): View more from Idaho

You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.

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