I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"