It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.