My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
7 Great Movies – with Drinking Games that Make them Even Better
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
15 Things You’ll Miss About College – and 7 Things You Definitely Won’t
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be