Last Night in California (559)

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  I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

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  So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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  That depends on who this is.

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  Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.

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  i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.

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  Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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  i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...

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  ...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!

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  Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10

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  I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n

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  sry, psychiatrist trumps professor

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  You realize it's finals week?

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  Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.

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  can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.

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  You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

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  I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.

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  my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding

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  I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper

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