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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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