there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences