I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.