so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."