Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.