They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats