Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.