My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.