I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now