I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.