If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?