He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day