No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree