These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any