It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving