Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?