Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.