I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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