Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority