I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.