I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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